Drunken Hillbilly

Do you know what I always wondered? Why DO all those southern boys walk around with bandannas in their pockets? Is it a boy scout thing? A gentlemen thing? So I asked around and found out… it’s a southern thing. Turns out there’s a hell-ton of uses for that little rag that I never really considered! Here were the most popular suggestions I was given by our readers:

• You can use a bandanna to stuff in a radiator if the cap blows off.
• Bandannas make a great gag if your woman won’t shut up.
• Bandannas make a better sweatrag than anything else when you’re playin a show.
• A wet bandanna’ll snap a sumbitch’s ass as good as any towel.
• Bandanna’s can be tied around a gaping fleshwound to stop the bleedin’.
• Some chick said her bandannas make good hairties, but I thought this was a southern BOY thing!
• Then her boyfriend said bandannas make good wrist restraints. Salvation!

Other suggestions were made along the lines of potholders, snotrags, impromptu baby diapers, skinny chick tube tops, lunchbags, sling rock throwers, and the like… Turns out there’s a hell of a lot more to that little red rag than I thought!