Big Tex and the Blazin Pintos
Monday, May 7th, 2007 |So in Ump’s travels across the heathen-filled southwest he found himself a lil’ saint of a Mormon we just HAD to corrupt with some rockin, some rollin, and maybe a lil’ moonshine. Next thing I know she’s throwin down her hymn books and speedin’ down the highway to a life of sin and serious debauchery. I took her out Friday night to break her DH Girl virginity. She wrote a piece about it. Like to read it? Here it goes! (more…)









